No, hang on, it'll make sense in a minute.
Friends were reading the paper with their morning coffee one day, commenting on the stories, as you do.
"It says here that evil is on the increase," he said.
"Oh?" she replied, thinking that that was an odd thing for our national newspaper to measure. "Well, I guess... terrorist activity... white-collar crime... gangs?" she reasoned out, as he gave her his what-is-she-on-about look.
"I said Ebola."