I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't delete my spam without taking a quick look at the subject lines first.
And even though I know it wouldn't do any good, I'm tempted to hit reply.
Because I think someone should tell Sebastein Felix that actually? She really wouldn't like to have her loins ignited. Ignited loins are what drives any sane woman to the suppository aisle of her local pharmacy at 3:00 A.M. And if you're the cause of that, you won't be asked back.
And if we're talking literally? Well. Dude. That's just illegal.