I've been doing a lot of gardening lately and I'm not, let's face it, very good at it. The problem is, I'm never entirely sure what I should be pulling out and what I should be carefully nurturing.
So could you please come up with a program that would let us submit a photo of something we've found in the garden and have it instantly identified as something we should cultivate, pull out or maybe call the authorities?
There are lots of sites that let you do this in reverse. You have to hunt through stacks of names and descriptions until you find a picture of that thing growing in or crawling through your garden and that can be tedious. Plus, by the time you get back out there, it will have either shrivelled up and died, or tripled in size.
This program could also work for skin conditions and the pills or paraphernalia that just fell out of your teenager's/spouse's/boss's pocket.
But make it foolproof please (I know I'm asking a lot). I once asked one of those Know-It-All sites what animal eats iris bulbs.
The answer came back: Giant Pandas.
I waited up night after night. Maybe they were just too big to see?